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YOU THINK I’M HUMAN WITHOUT ANY RUBBER SKIN ON
DJ Narcodrone: mp3 = file format DJ Keef: DSL = dirk sackin’ lops DJ Narcodrone: melting bodies with stevia = fund the american war machine DJ Keef: “Combat” brand roach poison = harvested FDR clone pheromones DJ Narcodrone: combat with … Continue reading
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I DON’T SEE NO DOG FOOD
Bill: APD Investigation Shuts Down 3 BBQ Restaurants For Meat Theft Keef: Holy shit! Bill: Yeah! “Operation Meat Locker.” Keef: If they were that eager to get their hands on some high quality meat, they coulda just given me twenty … Continue reading
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ARTBACK MOUNTAIN
DJ Hamhock: I want to get a tattoo of you on my back. DJ Hamhock: Right in the middle of it. DJ Hamhock: Underneath your face, it will say “The Beard.” DJ Keef: YEAH! DJ Keef: If you’d like, I … Continue reading
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LESS YESSES! MORE NOS!
PREFACE: The person herein referred to as “DJ Skoopz” is a person that until recently was a co-worker of mine, and has since left to work at a local chain of ice cream shoppes. The chain at which she works … Continue reading
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PERFORMING THE SAME COIN TRICK
DJ Unique: What is a word for being made enthusiastic about something? DJ Unique: like motivated, but not DJ Keef: Like when you have been “sold” on something? DJ Unique: No. DJ Keef: What’s the context? DJ Unique:“I also wanted … Continue reading
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MIGHT AS WELL SPLURGE! SPLURGE, SPLURGE, SPLURGE!
DJ Stereo: http://www.amazon.com/JBL-10-Two-Way-Bookshelf-Speakers/dp/B000O8SKZA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1304527657&sr=1-2 DJ Stereo: No comments? I am aghast. DJ Keef: Oh, did you not already order them? DJ Stereo: Don’t be silly, Keith, of course I ordered them. DJ Keef: Good man, good man. DJ Stereo: I still … Continue reading
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