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Words of Wisdom

oppsie1: i assure you that if you are a procrastinator now in school, you will always be one even after you graduate.KeefKeefKeefKeef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooppsie1: yesoppsie1: resign yourself nowoppsie1: old habits do not die hard or soft. they live FOREVER.KeefKeefKeefKeef: That was … Continue reading

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Beef Torpedoes and other Fun Items

So my friend Karrey says that she doesn’t like reading long blocks of text and that I should break it up with a picture. Thus, I will force myself to include a picture at some point in today’s hot-poop update. … Continue reading

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Being a Mafia Strongarm Would Be Cool

I’ve decided that if I ever happen to become a Mob enforcer- you know, a hitman, or an interrogator or something- I want my nickname to be “The Boob.” I can just imagine it now. All the other mob enforcers … Continue reading

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Happy Goddamn Independence Day, Fuckos

Ahhh, fourth of July. This day brings up many happy memories of sitting around Atlantic’s airport field in lawn chairs, surrounded by pickups and white trash, watching the JayCees set themselves on fire. I spend the day in Ames. We … Continue reading

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So much for daily, eh?

Well, I guess if I update every few days that’s okay too. I didn’t really do much this weekend. Saturday was my first day on the job at the comic shop. I’m such a dork. It really wasn’t much like … Continue reading

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Weird. Really really weird.

So I was diddling around tonight, tinkering with the future website for the spiff-ass Colleen Coover comic book Small Favors, which I am designing(the website, not the spiff-ass comic book). Then I get this e-mail. It’s from McSweeney’s. It’s a … Continue reading

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On Writing

So today my Fiction Writing teacher was giving us all these weird little tips and tricks. “If you need an adverb, you’re probably using the wrong verb.” He said, “You only need three dialogue tags: said, whispered, asked.” Now, I’ve … Continue reading

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First Post.

So, this is my very first post in what will hopefully be a long long line of high-quality almost-daily posts by yours truly, aimed at informing my public about… things. So it’s the middle of summer. I’m working, I’m taking … Continue reading

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