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Sorry I didn’t update yesterday. I spent most of it sleeping. I was up all night the night before last, hammering out some fictiony goodness for my fiction writing class. I came up with nine pages of pretty damn good … Continue reading →

Oh, man. I’m such a procrastinator. Tomorrow’s when I need to turn in this short fiction piece. It needs to be ten to twenty pages. I started it this afternoon. I’m sorry I can’t spend a lot of time updating … Continue reading →

BizzaroClark: Ok, I was working at the YMCA and this little kid who was 4 and mennonite was talking to me, and was looking at my car and asked me, “What is this?” and I replied, “It’s a pen,” and … Continue reading →

So today I was trying to blast my jet-peg free, to no avail. Then I tried to unstrap my jet-peg. My hands kept slipping. I yanked and yanked at that cursed, mutant, energy-blasting jet-peg. In other news, I worked more … Continue reading →

Long day today. I did my radio show last night from one to four AM. Then I got home around four-thirty, and it took a half hour to get to bed. Then I had to get up at nine, shower, … Continue reading →

Hope dope de ope dope… let’s see. I got a B- on my midterm. I reckon I’m pretty happy with that. We watched the end of that Warren Beatty movie with the football and the Chris Rock and the Julie … Continue reading →

When I was young, I was so gay and mean, And I drank and chased the girls Just like St Augustine. St Augustine, He got to be a saint. So if I get to be one also, Please, mama, don’t … Continue reading →

Here’s a picture of some lions.

I woke up this morning after having had the strangest dream. I had this little pet, and I referred to it as a chameleon, but it was really more like a grasshopper with pebbled, leathery skin and iguana eyes. I … Continue reading →

So I think one of the reasons that I don’t have many ideas for writing is that I tend to consider my conversations with other people as sort of “off-limits.” Like, I wouldn’t write a story about how my pal … Continue reading →