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HOW CAN HE SLAP: THE STRANGE VICE OF MRS. WARD (1971)

I watched The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, Sergio Martino’s first film. It’s a murdery mystery giallo about a lady with a weird blood fetish. She’s since married respectably, but then her old bloody lover shows up and she gets … Continue reading

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NICE AXE WORK: DEATHGASM (2015)

So, here’s a thing about me: I love rock ‘n’ roll horror movies. I love them. I can’t get enough of them. They can be amazing (like Black Roses or Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare). They can be awful (like Slaughterhouse … Continue reading

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CIRCLE CIRCLE, DOT DOT: COOTIES (2015)

I’ve continued my streak of new movies with Cooties, which came out last month in theaters and VOD. I first heard about it nearly two years ago, when it was prepping for Sundance, so I’ve been waiting for a while– … Continue reading

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IT’S FREE PIZZA: DEATH GAME AND KNOCK KNOCK

Last night, I watched a couple of basic home invasion horror movies. The first was Death Game, a 1977 movie starring Seymour Cassel (the dad from Rushmore), Sondra Locke, and Colleen Camp. Then I watched Knock Knock, which just came … Continue reading

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YOU DON’T KNOW THE BAD THINGS I’VE DONE: A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT

Today we’re going to look at another lady-driven monster movie, this one about an Iranian vampire. The movie is Ana Lily Amirpour’s… This is a weird one. It calls itself an “Iranian Vampire Spaghetti Western,” but I don’t think that’s … Continue reading

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AN ACTUAL DANISH TIDAL-POOL GHOST

The other night, I watched a double-feature of two new horror movies featuring ladies as monsters: When Animals Dream, a Danish movie about a young girl who discovers that she is a werewolf, and A Girl Walks Home Alone At … Continue reading

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HOW ABOUT YOU GO SUCK A TURD?

So, after all these half-century-old flicks, I figured it was time for me to turn my attention to some more recent entries in the horror genre. There have been some great ones this year, including some truly wonderful movies– I’m … Continue reading

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WHAT IS THIS, S&M WUTHERING HEIGHTS?

After the amazing spectacle that was Blood and Black Lace, I decided I needed to get more familiar with the director of that film, Mario Bava. He was a cinematographer for a dozen years before actually stepping up to direct, … Continue reading

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BLOOD AND BLACK LACE

The other night, I watched Mario Bava’s Blood and Black Lace. It was recommended to me a few years ago by my friend Jeremy, who was taken aback and shocked that I had never seen it. I swore to him … Continue reading

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THE BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA

It’s time for another Giallo! For some reason, I’ve really been digging on these. A little more subtle than slashers, a little more gory than thrillers. This go-round, I watched Paolo Cavara’s The Black Belly of the Tarantula. Someone somewhere … Continue reading

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