Monthly Archives: October 2010

SIR THIS IS A LEGAL MATTER

Posted on October 27, 2010 by keef

At my job, one of my peripheral duties is to answer the main desk phone. This means that calls come in on an infrequent but regular basis, about one or two calls per hour, and usually from a small number … Continue reading →

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BRAND-NEW LIES PART ONE

Posted on October 5, 2010 by keef

In the course of my time-traveling research into classical sculpture, I discovered that the Venus De Milo originally had flailing leather tentacles instead of carved marble arms.  An intricate mechanism housed in her torso made the leather tentacles whip about … Continue reading →

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knives in the back of me

Posted on October 1, 2010 by keef
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