Most of us have some experience in this stage of the Heavy Drinker process.

Unfortunately, the experience that the general public has with drinking
is aimed less at the eventual goal that Heavy Drinkers hope to attain;
namely, that one can pass out in an entirely new enviroment, and enjoy
an entirely new ambience while passed out.

Hopefully this step-by-step guide will prove informative and entertaining.

Step One: Purchase Your Alcohol

Above: A Customer makes a satisfactory purchase. 40 oz. of Malt Liquor is recommended, but not necessary.

Many businesses in the Iowa City area will sell you liquor.
This is the first step on a long and beautiful road to drunken sightseeing.
It's fairly simple.

1. Enter the store.
2. Ask for a bottle of your favorite alcohol.
3. Buy it.

Ready? Then let's go on.