Step Two: Start Drinking.

It doesn't matter where.

Above: After stepping from his shop of choice, our customer opens his bottle
and takes the first step on a long path.

Now that you have your bottle of delicious booze, crack it open and start drinking.

Presumably, you have experience at this.

It doesn't really matter where you begin your spiritual journey;
All that matters is that you do begin.
An alley, a dumpster, the bathroom of the store-
These are all equally good starting points.